On A Lighter Note…

Ah, it’s been negative for a while, hasn’t it? Hasn’t it? I can’t really remember. I remember the last piece of shit I wrote. Ellen, the mother of my friend, Lola, decides after meeting me once that I am solely responsible for her daughter’s depression. Which, to be fair to me, hasn’t been diagnosed, so…  […]

To Whom It May Concern

I am very happy to say that younger people have a tendency to admire me and my personality. I’m not sure why, but there you go. That’s the way it is. It’s been like that for years, and it’s unlikely to change.  That’s fine by me. But, what isn’t fine, is blaming me for a […]

Aspirations, Dreams, Wishes

When you learn definitions of words, you often learn synonymous words and phrases, as well as words that seem similar, but aren’t. Three words which are taught differently are the following: aspirations, dreams, wishes.  An aspiration is a hope or ambition of achieving something. A dream is a cherished aspiration, ambition or ideal. A wish […]

“Under Pressure”

As Bowie and Mercury once sang, “pressure, pushing down on me…” This year is an important year in my school life. GCSE year. This means revision, understanding, effort, dedication… I can’t do that crap at at the best of times. But I’m even worse at it when I’ve got other things on my mind.  As […]

Serious Discussions

Today, I was playing with my 4 year old brother. He’s clever, he’s witty, he knows more than I did when I was 4. He suddenly stopped playing with me and walked up to his dad and said “I love you daddy!” His dad replied with “I love you too!” I pretended to be jealous […]

Fuck me, it’s hot

Seriously, England? Can’t you make it hot when we actually want it to be hot? I am trying to fucking sleep here, you mongrel piece of shit.  I intentionally stayed up til 10 past 1 to watch Kitchen Nightmares USA and then it suddenly got really hot in the living room, and now I feel […]

Seriously. Does the world love fucking with me?

As I stated once or twice, I hurt my wrist in a dodgem. It’s badly sprained, by the way, so we can all stop worrying and place down our “Let’s Pray For Sapphire” placards and picket signs. It seems like I can’t get away from mind-fucks provided by the world! I was watching the TV […]